Doing Laboratory Work in JOUR 4520

So here I am pretending to be an interactive producer with even the vaguest interactive storytelling skills. Is this considered faking it until I make it?

I'm here because I want to learn to create dynamic Web presentations such as Searchlights and Sunglasses, or if not that fancy, so Daria will stop teasing me for using Weebly.

For now, however, I was pleased to send my favorite teacher ever my homework, which you can see at my personal website.

Now, for the tough part: Placing an image on this HTML page.